Across the window went the little spider
Step step step step, how far more, he wonders
Looking beneath him, he sees a world of wonder
But unable to cross it, he sits there and ponder

This has been bugging me my whole exam period.. the fucking alarm which keeps ringing in the middle of the night. At first I thought it was a car alarm because it sounded exactly like one, so one night, when it started ringing at 2am again, I took my marker pen and went down ready to fuck his car up (yes, it was a removable ink marker pen, just wanted to give him/her a piece of my mind).

But as I followed that bloody noise, I came up to this:


like 5 meters up a pillar.. dammit.. how am I gonna reach up there...